Sexy talk with Dobap

Members of the Loboc Children’s Choir with Azkals Goalkeeper Roland Mueller (front, partly hidden) in Cologne, Germany. Contributed photo

Wake-uppers:
Seen: After Italy and Germany, the members of the Loboc Children’s Choir (LCC) will be in Netherlands. The Philippine Embassy in Netherlands takes pride in welcoming LCC in 2011 for a series of fund-raising concerts in the Netherlands from Oct. 19- 21. This will be the second performance of LCC in the Netherlands whose first concert was held in 2003 in Rotterdam during their first international concert tour.   It was during this concert tour that LCC won the grand prize in the 6th International Folksongs Festival “Europe and its Songs” in Barcelona, Spain.  LCC also won the first prize in the youth category in the same competition. In 2011, LCC will be competing once again in Spain at the Certamen Coral de Tolosa from October 29- Nov. 1, 2011.

Scene: We didn’t feel Ramon even Pag-asa declared storm signal no.1 in Bohol.

Seen: The “Chocolate Hills of Bohol” can also be found in the neighboring Leyte island. The sun-kissed mounds form part of the Nacolod Mountain Range or San Francisco Nature's Park.

Seen: Bohol's first radio, dyRD, is celebrating its 50th anniversary by hosting the songwriter and singer Jose Mari Chan. Chan will be performing live on stage at the Panglao Island Nature Resort on Oct 28. The concert will be totally a charity event where all its profits will be going to "Inyong Alagad" of station dyRD. Donations for Inyong Alagad (P500 and P1,000) are now accepted during the radio program while donors will be given concert tickets. So be ready, donate and join Jose Mari Chan in Bohol and enjoy an unforgettable night with his outstanding performance.

 

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I am sharing this inspirational story to all people out there: One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, dad asked, "Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?”

Son said, "We have one dog, they have four, we have pool, they have rivers, we have lanterns at night, they have stars, we buy foods, they grow theirs, we have walls to protect us, they have friends, we have encyclopedias, they have Bible." Then they headed, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are."

Moral lesson: It's not about money that makes us rich, it's about simplicity of having God in our lives.

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Dominic “Dobap” Aparicio: Sexiest part of my body? My beer belly!!

As everybody probably knows, Dominic “Dobap” Aparicio is very visible and popular in the many activities of Junior Chamber International (JCI) - Bohol Sandugo and Daganista. That’s why his colleagues, and even acquaintances, love Dobap dearly.

He can comfortably mingle with everyone. What you see is what you get. That is Dobap way kurat!

A triathlete, Dobap likes scuba diving and mountain climbing. Since 1999, he has conquered most notable mountains in the country including Mt. Apo (the highest mountain in the Philippines), Mt. Dulang Dulang (the second-highest mountain in the Philippines found in Bukidnon), Mt. Kitanglad traverse, Mt. Kanlaon, Mt.  Hilong Hilong in Agusan del Norte, Mt. Lumot in Butuan, Mt.Talinis in Dumaguete, Mt. Malindang in Ozamis, Mt. Silay in Bacolod, all peaks in Cebu and Mt. Hibok-Hibok  in Camiguin.

“It is very safe to climb in most parts of the Philippines, for locals and foreigners alike,” said Dobap.

He said that he plans to climb Mt. Kota Kinabalu in Malaysia next year.

I bet you didn’t know that, as part of his community service, he is faithfully cleaning the belfry of St. Joseph Cathedral. 

“Helping others with open heart, that makes community service more enjoying with no regrets,” said Dobap.

In the face of temptation, Dobap wants to stay single (forever?). “I’m 33 years old and still single and willing to mingle. Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Asked when he will settle down, Dobap laughed aloud and said, “Maminyo? Ug makaon na ang white sand sa Alona Beach!” No comment.

In the meantime, Dobap engages Bared readers in a “sexy talk.”

What is sexy to him?
“Sexy? hhhmmmpppp... it depends on the person... for me everybody is sexy.”

When does he feel sexiest?
“When everybody appreciate of what I’m doing.”

What part of his body does he consider sexiest?

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha my beer belly!”
What part of a woman’s body does he find sexiest? 
“The curve.”
    
When did he lose his innocence?
“After high school.”

To a younger woman or an older woman?
“Older women are hot ha ha ha ha!”

Sexiest…

Song
“Reggae and RnB.”

Books
“ Law Books.”

Mag
“FHM (I like the ladies confession section)”

Woman’s face
“The eyes.”

Clothes
“Anything will do as long as presentable.”

Perfume
“Tanang panghatag.”

Food
“Baboy before, now isda and gulay.”

Time of day
“Late afternoon.”

Part of the house
“My crib.”

TV show
“Discovery Channel.”

Fantasy
“To climb the highest mountain of the world!”

Things done
“Not yet soon.”

Done for a woman
“Make her proud.”

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Inday Charity & Inday Rufing: The first time

Wake-uppers:

Scene: ‘You know you're a Boholano if?!?’ trends worldwide on Facebook to all Boholanos around the world who have Facebook account. Other hottest fanpages on  Facebook are ‘Taga- UB ka kung…’, ‘Taga-Calape ka kung??,’ ‘Nka skwela kag HNU Highschool kung’?, ‘Taga VDT-ALC ka kung....’, ‘Taga-WISDOM ka kung....’, ‘Nakatungha ka sa Grace Christian School kung???’, ‘Tatak Sevillahanon ka kung?’ and  ‘Nakaskwela ka sa Bohol High kung?’.

Donna Cardino

Seen: Miss Mandaue 2011 Donna Cardino, who is a Boholana, was chosen as one of the official candidates of Miss World Philippines 2011. Miss Cory Quirino, pageant director of Miss World Philippines 2011 revealed the 25 official candidates this year. News reports added that starting August 10, 2011, the candidates will undergo series of trainings like personality development, catwalk modeling and language lessons. Miss World PH will be held on September 18, 2011 and will be aired by GMA 7.

Seen: The 20 runners from Bohol who will join the Duyog Mindanao 2011- Promoting Civil Society Participation in Sustained Peacebuilding for Sustainable Peace in Mindanao, an epic Run for Peace on August 21-30, 2011.  They will gather to run for promoting peace in the region. The 451.9 km. run fest will start in Zamboanga City then pass through the towns of Ipil-Pagadian City, and end in Cotabato City for 10 days.  The Duyog Mindanao campaign contributed to changing the public “mood” in favor of dialogue as a viable process in resolving the causes of conflict in Mindanao. Bringing the statement, “Going the Extra Mile for Peace in Mindanao,” the Government of the Philippines (GPH) peace panel for talks with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), together with 500 bikers and peace advocates, will gather to pedal a 36-km route for promoting peace in the region. The GPH peace panel initiated the event to gain heightened support from the public on the Mindanao peace process.

Scene: Catch Rivermaya with Paolo Valenciano, son of Gary V, who will be performing on August 20 in Pinoy Youth Leaders’ Convention (LeadCon) organized by the Kabayanihan Foundation (KF) / Team Pinoy Inc. (TPI) and the National Youth Commission (NYC) on August 20-21 at the CPG Sports Complex. Other guests are Noel Cabangon, presidential nephew Kiko Aquino Dee, COA Commissioner Heidi Mendoza and NYC Chair Leon Flores. Interested Boholano youth participants can call or text Joss Leano at 0917-842-7111 or call SK Provincial Office at (038) 411-5914 and look for Jejoma Asoy and Phoebe Lungay.  For SK chairmen and councilors, they should coordinate with their respective SK municipal federated presidents.

Seen:  My heart goes out to this young daughter of a prominent family in the province. Her best friend, who is making takip, can’t help but shed tears of her situation now that she’s having a stork visit.  Her parents don’t know yet of their daughter’s situation. Tabang mga langit!

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Edward Guyano aka Inday Charity

Full of love.

That sums up the current state of Rizalino Torralba aka Inday Rufing and Edward Guyano aka Inday Charity.

They claimed that they have many men in their lives including their own sons--Edward’s Eduneil and Rizalino’s Ralph Andrew. Women envy them for they can easily get who and what they want. Boy, boys, boys! Although they are openly gay in the society, once upon a time they were raped by women (‘di sila talo’ but these women got them by hook or by crook). In fact, their sons were product of an incident when they were drunk and women took advantage of their innocence.

Inday Charity and Inday Rufing are two lovable characters who tickle our funny bones. Layo na pud ilang naabtan including the rainbow in the sky.  From factory worker to salesman,  Inday Charity is in the spotlight hosting his program on dyTR’s 911 FM whose signature is ‘Hello mga friends naminaw mo sa True Radio. Bye mga friends kay muadto pa ko sa pantalan mamaligya og tangkong’. On the other hand, Inday Rufing, who is a teacher by profession, is hosting his program on dyRD’s Kiss FM whose famous punchline is ‘Babush, ginamush, tugnush, dugush, mungush!’

Rizalino Torralba aka Inday Rufing

There is no boredom with these two comediennes. Their first time experiences were unforgettable, a baptism of fire. However, when I asked them about their last time adventures, only Inday Charity answered the questions. Inday Rufing’s a no show.  “I don’t believe for the last time because there’s always a first time, kuha mo? You are fired! Ha, ha, ha” said Inday Rufing.

Inday Charity confessed he was almost raped by gangsters. But now, “Wala na! Ha, ha, ha! Kay ako na ang mangrape! Ha, ha, ha, ha!” “Feel nako kanunay ko gi-harass Ha, ha, ha, ha” revealed Inday Rufing.

Meanwhile, here’s an “uncensored-honest to goodness” sexy talk with Bohol’s popular and hot DJs:

The first time they...

• WATCHED A MOVIE WITH SOMEONE
Inday Charity: It was in 1996 with a very special friend.
Inday Rufing:  Ngitngit di ai nang sinehan. bantog rah gdala ko Jun2x didto. Anyway that was my most memorable experience I ever spent.

• HEARD A NICE MUSIC
Inday Charity: I like OPM. When I was 14, I became a fan of Freddie Aguilar and Asin. (Singing the first paragraph of “Kapaligiran”: Wala ka bang napapansin….)
Inday Rufing: Since birth! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

• FELT BEAUTIFUL (Gibati og kaanyag)
Inday Charity: When I was in second year high school. I felt that I was different from other boys. Rainbow na jud akong makit-an sa mga colors! He, he, he, he!
Inday Rufing: When I joined Miss Gay for the first time and being crowned. (She is using the name Inday Ruffing because she looks like Ruffa Gutierrez-LPU)

• KISSED SOMEBODY… ANYBODY
Inday Charity: My first kiss was with a girl. I had a girlfriend when I was in third year high school. Nanguyab jud ko para matabunan akong pagka-Inday Charity Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: Gilamian, bantog ra dli musugot si mama, lami man di ai.. kissi ko veh (Laughs and Laughs.)

• SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO SOMEBODY... ANYBODY
Inday Charity: It was the same girl. I told her “I love you babe!” Nanindog jud akong balhibo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: To my crush.

• PRAYED REALLY HARD
Inday Charity: I believe in prayers! When I was in Zamboanga City, gipit ko kayo kay walay job. I prayed for the Lord’s blessings nga naa lang untay trabaho para nako. I was kneeling while praying inside the church. When I went home, my Auntie told me that there was a job offered to me. God answers my prayers.
Inday Rufing: During LET exams, prayed to pass the board examination.

• FELT REALLY, REALLY SCARED
Inday Charity: When I was 14 years old! I saw someone killed infront of me! Perting kuyawa nako adto nga incident! (Demonstrating his fear)
Inday Rufing: Mikurog ang akong lawas pati ang kalag.

• FELT DESPERATE
Inday Charity: Pagbuwag namo sa akong first boyfriend! Hahahaha Desperado jud ko! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: When someone and love one will pass away. Cry cry ko ana!

• BETRAYED SOMEBODY... ANYBODY
Inday Charity: If this is betrayal, Nga wala nako pakasli ang akong girlfriend na nabuntisan.
Indya Rufing: When someone feels insecure to me as being beautiful.  Ang masuya ma-dead. Nasuya ka wa? Ayaw pamakak! (Laughs and Laughs.)

• SLEPT WITH SOMEBODY… ANYBODY
Inday Charity: When I was in third year high school. Grabeh to nga experience.
Inday Rufing: Of course my best friend. Naa pa di ai lain? My long long time and ultimate crush unya nakatog di ai ang bayot? (Laughs and Laughs.)

• WERE BROKEN-HEARTED
Inday Charity: When I was in fourth year high school. I had a crush sa usa sa pinakaguwapo nga guy sa school. Pero friend ra man ko para niya! Sakit jud sa heart! He, he he, he!
Inday Rufing:  I’m so lucky, never been broken hearted because I’m beautiful. Agoi, bikil jud! Ha,ha,ha,ha!

• WERE DRUNK
Inday Charity: Third year high school gihapon with friends. Wala mi musud og klase.
Inday Rufing:  Sorry guys I don’t drink only fresh milk that’s why I’m beautiful.

• WERE TURNED DOWN BY A GUY/GIRL
Inday Charity: Girl. Nanguyab ko niya. Giturned-down niya akong beauty! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: Never! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

• GOT REALLY, REALLY MAD
Inday Charity: When I was in College. I was asked to join a fraternity but I got really mad when I found out nga ila lang ko girecruit para bun-ogon lang!
Inday Rufing: Sa very demanding guy ... I hate it... muhatag man ko ayaw lang pugsa.

• GOT A GIFT FROM A FAN
Inday Charity: Yeah, reporter pa ko adto. A fan gave me bag and a tape recorder! Haba ng hair ko! Thank you to my sponsors!
Inday Rufing: Bouquet of flowers. Again buot pasabot ana gwapa jud ko....

•DATE WITH A FAN
Inday Charity: Last year. Sige hangyo nga magdate mi. Gitreat ko niya og lunch! Di ba, mingsamot taas akong hair ming-abot sa Chocolate Hills! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: Never been date with a fan... Galing makidnap ko! Ambisyosa! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

• CRAZIEST THING DONE FOR SOMEONE
Inday Charity: Second Year College ko. My life had no focused at that time.
Inday Rufing: The craziest thing done I’ve for someone was I open my arms and legs.. Oi... bastos iyang hunahuna, what I mean is my life is open to everyone parang restaurant.

• FELL IN LOVE REALLY HARD
Inday Charity: Paghuman nako eskwela. It was in 1995.
Inday Rufing: Always na. Every day is lovely day!

• LOST SOMEBODY/SOMETHING PRECIOUS
Inday Charity: My mother last 2004. She died of pneumonia at 74. I really cried. Then in 2005, my father passed away. I love my parents. Close ko nila because I’m the youngest in the family. They knew and accepted me for what I am.
Inday Rufing: When my loved one was looking for another someone. Pero carry rah kay gwapa baya koh Ha, ha, ha, ha!

• CRIED REALLY HARD
Inday Charity: Pagkamatay sa akong parents. Then pagbuwag sa akong first boyfriend kay naminyo siya.
Inday Rufing: Ang wrinkles atimana... ambot ug nganu oi, gwapa man ghapon ko bsan ug masuko koh.. plastikan ang show.

• TOLD A LIE
Inday Charity: High School! You know Leo when you’re young you do a lot of crazy things! High school life jud!
Inday Rufing: Panagsa ra kung makahinumdum He, he, he, he!

• FELT REALLY TRIUMPHANT
Inday Charity: When I graduated in college and got a job! Naa nakay income then makahatag ko sa akong parents.
Inday Rufing: Many to thank God for the blessings.

• FELT SEXUALLY HARRASED WITH SOMEONE
Inday Charity: A friend invited me for a drinking spree sa Gallares Street. Abi nako siya lang usa pero naa man diay iyang mga barkada. Gisirad-an nila ang purtahan kay dili ko paulion. Nagdrama ko nga nahubog og mupalit og tea kay naglain akong tiyan. When I got the chance nga makagawas kay samangil ko kasukaon batsi dayon ko! Hahahaha Naka-sense jud ko nga ila kong i-gang rape! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Inday Rufing: Kanunay man Ha, ha, ha, ha! Mao bitaw gwapa ko... unsa may sah anang word nga gwapa?

• LOSE THEIR INNOCENCE
Inday Charity: When I was 15 sa school CR (followed by lusty laughter)
Inday Rufing: Wala jud ko anang butanga. Napugos ug gpugos ra jud ko... Sayanga oi wala nadayun! (Again, followed by lusty laughter)

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